Rollin' with the Homies

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Rollin' with the Homies

Bowler of the Week: Emily “MissHoneyHammer” Hamm

This week’s honor rolls right into the stylish, thrifty, and gluten-free hands of Emily, who dropped a career-high 156 on the lanes—fitting, since it’s just a rearranged 516, the Long Island area code she proudly reps. Coincidence? Nah, that’s fate (and maybe a little bagel-fueled momentum).

Emily wears many hats: Club Sports boss, kickball queen, drifter of deals, and by day, she’s the admissions director at a Jewish school—which is perfect, because my boy Jeff (also Jewish) might need a letter of recommendation to get into the School of Bowling Redemption after rolling a highly questionable 69. Although, to be fair, that would’ve won The Masters this weekend… wrong sport, Jeff, but we still believe in you.

Now back to Emily—she’s not just dominating the Miami bowling scene; she also inspired a major transfer: her boyfriend Rivs moved from Tampa Bay just to be with her. That’s right—this man packed up his whole life and bowled straight into her heart. Talk about a strike in the game of love.

Emily’s the type of woman who turns gutters into gold, frames into fame, and reminds us that you can be thrifty, gluten-free, and thriving—all while staying fabulous.

Mazel Tov, Emily. You didn’t just bowl a 156—you bowled your way into league legend status.